The Forgotten Tales: The Tale of JJ - Amaya/Biromantic Bison

Tale #3 of The Forgotten Tales

5/25/21 Once upon a time, dad jokes were banned. An old man, father to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399 children. Yes, one child wasn’t entirely human. He hated how he couldn’t say his dad jokes. And so, he ventured far to find the one and only Dad Jokes. He fought many beasts. Ben, Ben, Ben, and the other haters of dad jokes. After many years, he reached a glowing cave.

“Come, JJ, my most loyal friend,” said a voice in the cave.

JJ approached the cave and entered. He knelt down in front of a throne.

“Stand.”

JJ stood up and gazed at Dad Jokes.

Dad Jokes was ancient. He stood up, his thin legs shaking. He fell.

“DAD JOKES!” JJ rushed over to Dad Jokes’ side.

Dad Jokes smiled weakly. “You are the new leader.” He died.

From that day forward, dad jokes were unbanned and JJ led the cult.

The end.